Bwoop bwoop

Posted 3 hours ago with 337 notes
originally thunderstorms12

shinykaito:

Okay but Never Gonna Give You Up (better known as Rickroll) is actually a really really horrible song for many reasons, which I will better explain under the cut. 

Brace yourselves, this is pretty long.

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Posted 8 hours ago with 33,938 notes
originally shinykaito



Posted 8 hours ago with 7,607 notes
originally prettyprettyday

overnight-shipping:

camerapits:

noobtheloser:

quotes-n-hoes:

This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.

Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section

Oh look.

It’s a flying fuck.

It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.

LITERALLY. A FLYING FUCK.


Posted 8 hours ago with 53,517 notes
originally quotes-n-hoes


johncougar:

weirdvvolf:

papauera:

lofticri3s:

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This was recorded by the Portsmouth Sinfonia in an experiment where all the members of the orchestra would swap instruments with each other and attempt to play them to the best of their ability.

favorite things about this

  • literally all the brass starts to get the hang of it and then the crescendos happen and everyone is like FUCK FUCK FUCK??? FUCK. JUST. BLOW RLY HARD.
  • the strings are lazy but also the same. like u can tell a lot of the ppl w/ the stringed instruments may already basically know how to play stringed instruments. like there’s definitely a section at the beginning where you hear a good portion going “oh yeah this is like. a smaller/bigger version of what i do.”
  • all you hear of any woodwinds is just “pffffttt??? pFFFTTTT???? PFFFFFTTTT I SAID PFFFFTTTT!!!!!” bc woodwinds are fucking HARD and you hear after like the first crescendo half of them just give up. they give up. they’re done. fuck this it tastes weird and my lips hurt.
  • that trumpet. that person is fucking TRYING man they fucking GOT this. they may not have figured out notes but they figured out LOUD and they GOT this.

I JUST DIED


Posted 9 hours ago with 473,943 notes
originally thelastdandelion


Posted 9 hours ago with 21,622 notes
originally tymothius

beanaroony:

I have way too much fun with these things. 

A gift for the lovely Yin, as it was inspired by the meditation scenes from her fic 60 Months. Happy birthday, darling! I really hope you like it though I definitely can’t ever do any of your fics justice, nope. 


Posted 9 hours ago with 13,526 notes
originally beanaroony

specialbored:

DINNER IS COMING. (Part 2)


Posted 9 hours ago with 9,879 notes
originally specialbored


Posted 14 hours ago with 1,758 notes
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